tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post2637436720334689693..comments2024-01-12T00:43:40.037+00:00Comments on Maternal Tales from the South Coast: This takes the biscuitMaternal Taleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04075679022964297682noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-27957260553431993482016-10-02T11:24:52.889+01:002016-10-02T11:24:52.889+01:00it is remarkable blog and has wast information reg...it is remarkable blog and has wast information regarding babies.funnyvaulthttp://funnyvault.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-90386008979666087832011-03-22T08:15:30.063+00:002011-03-22T08:15:30.063+00:00I'm really really sorry for laughing at your e...I'm really really sorry for laughing at your expense but this is hilarious... but just be glad that your warning all of us....Jenny Ghttp://www.jambaroo.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-37665089013660855422009-09-05T21:51:13.470+01:002009-09-05T21:51:13.470+01:00DJ - Sorry!!!DJ - Sorry!!!Maternal Taleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04075679022964297682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-46363186485771920332009-08-20T08:02:44.282+01:002009-08-20T08:02:44.282+01:00Nope...nothing...I am speechless.Nope...nothing...I am speechless.DJ Kirkbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08481107164497582398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-25831831576239792022009-06-09T09:30:55.624+01:002009-06-09T09:30:55.624+01:00wob - Yep - it really was truly hideous and I do f...wob - Yep - it really was truly hideous and I do feel more than slightly sick whenever I recall it...I'd like to say I'd never make the same mistakae again, but I do like a chocolate biscuit!!! Your story is great - your poor daughter - at least she'll never remember it (although I'm sure it's you who's far more scarred)!!Maternal Taleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04075679022964297682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-70535664418676772252009-06-02T20:55:04.237+01:002009-06-02T20:55:04.237+01:00OMG! wow that does take the biscuit (pun intended...OMG! wow that does take the biscuit (pun intended)! I thought i had problems, the poo poo incident i was refering to was on my daughters first birthday party. I was busy playing the good hostess and getting the food, decorations and all the last minute preparations in order for the impending guests arrival and had made a slight oversight in the nappy department! I found said birthday girl chomping on a massive turd and i had a total melt down, screaming hysterically to my husband " She's eating her own shit! Help!" All this pales into insignificance now i have read about you eating another childs poo - i tell you whenever i have a bad day i will always think of you and remember it could be a whole lot worse! Thanks for making me smile, although i feel slightly violated at just the thought of eating anybodys poo :) xThe wife of boldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08829458934561423342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-36286100850134367282009-04-08T19:35:00.000+01:002009-04-08T19:35:00.000+01:00Peggy - yeah leave it until you're both ready! No...Peggy - yeah leave it until you're both ready! Not a pleasant time if my memory serves me correctly!<BR/><BR/>Matt - yeah I will never forget the taste. And am so glad I found someone who's had the same experience as me. A little bit of empathy always cheers me up!Maternal Taleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04075679022964297682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-12551030886041588822009-04-03T23:51:00.000+01:002009-04-03T23:51:00.000+01:00Hilarious! I think yours may actually be even WOR...Hilarious! I think yours may actually be even WORSE because you kept on chewing it! I am oddly comforted by the fact that I am not alone in never ever being able to completely rid myself of the experience, and the taste, as well! :)Matt Pfingstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06493680732451883530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-1828091911441497302009-03-21T18:56:00.000+00:002009-03-21T18:56:00.000+00:00That's what we call "manger de la merde" in French...That's what we call "manger de la merde" in French, but proper sense not figurative and that's what is YUCK YUCK YUCK! Now that has definitely put me off potty training Elliott... he can wait that's ok...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-26523853420023231822009-03-13T12:34:00.000+00:002009-03-13T12:34:00.000+00:00That was my comeuppance you see...That was my comeuppance you see...Maternal Taleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04075679022964297682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-65897869340135138352009-03-13T11:26:00.000+00:002009-03-13T11:26:00.000+00:00Great a blog about someone who doesn't like spendi...Great a blog about someone who doesn't like spending time with children but eats their poo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-7849075122326071492009-03-09T21:38:00.000+00:002009-03-09T21:38:00.000+00:00Thank you Freddo. I love learning something new e...Thank you Freddo. I love learning something new every day!Maternal Taleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04075679022964297682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-44012699389913451642009-03-09T20:57:00.000+00:002009-03-09T20:57:00.000+00:00As a five year-old philologist, I assumed that the...As a five year-old philologist, I assumed that the derivation was from the English word, 'to cake.'<BR/><BR/>But why should the French be the same? <BR/><BR/>I understand that the gallic equivalent is to: 'gateau vos pantalons.' (Je gateau mes pantalons, tu gateau vos pantalons etc etc.)<BR/><BR/>You can, of course, be more specific. For example, to: 'Gateau de la foret-noire les pantalons.' Although this is something that even seasoned health professionals are likely to come across no more than once or twice in their entire lives.freddo41https://www.blogger.com/profile/17056668468054713413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-293793938766074805.post-33048325214053447752009-03-09T20:32:00.000+00:002009-03-09T20:32:00.000+00:00'Caca' is also English for poo poo - or, at least ...'Caca' is also English for poo poo - or, at least used to be.<BR/>When I was a five year-old, growing up in Devon, there was a kid who lived down our lane known to all as 'Caca Finniemore.' (I've no idea what the spelling was - in fact it was probably never written down.)<BR/>He was so called because, many years (maybe two) earlier he had 'cacked' his pants in the classroom. I'm sure he'd hoped that by then, people might have forgotten about it, but alas, by the time we were ready to revert to his real name, we'd forgotten what it was.freddo41https://www.blogger.com/profile/17056668468054713413noreply@blogger.com